| Written by Steve Thornton on Friday, 13 November 2009 |
The F Word
"Blah blah blah blah blaaaahhhhhh. Fags!"
southpark
Everyone agrees that riders who cruise the scene on bikes with open pipes and loud throttles are kewl, but there's no better proof of the truth of a statement than its appearance on South Park.
So watch and learn as the geniuses at the Comedy Network bring the biker life to those little round cartoon boys in "The F Word," a documentary about life on the streets, and how hard it is to kewl.
And remember, loud pipes really do save lives. Just not the sort of lives you really give a sh*t about. Now, tune in, and turn up your speakers, and prepare to have your world rocked. Oh, and about the "F" word? Turns out, bikers like it when you call them that!
Now give that back!
"Stop him! He's doing the speed limit!"
visordown.com
Police in North Wales will have to repay £18,000 in speeding tickets because they got the legal speed on a particular roadway wrong.
The speeding fines were handed out in the villlage of Bala, in a place called Snowdonia. But when someone complained that the tickets were improper, police carried out an investigation and discovered that the original speed for that road had not been rescinded from 40 mph to 30 mph after all.
So when they nailed drivers for doing 40 mph, they were nailing them for actually going the speed limit ....
The Stuff of Life
GSX-Rs are the pinnacle of motorsports for the average guy. Sure, if you're John Waters you can buy a Ferrari, but for the regular Joe, the sporting Suzuki is about as good as it gets.
But how do they build them? Turns out, they don't. GSX-Rs build themselves.
It's a little known fact of Darwinian whatchamacallit that if you get all the right bits of metal together, and then have God intervene, Life will erupt. And that's apparently just what happens with the GSX-R.
We'd love to take credit for this theory, but it turns out that the folks at Hell For Leather discovered it. However, we discovered them, and that's good enough for us.
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